ph.d. student at @ISRCMU; databases at @basho, @mesosphere; research intern at @aws, @msftresearch; built @berkleeonline; #BleedGreen #NHLBruins #DirtyWater

Pittsburgh, when not Fenway
Joined June 2007
Carnegie Mellon's leading researcher on resilience/chaos engineering hard at work in his home office.
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Mike Sullivan confirms that Penguins center Teddy Blueger (jaw) has been cleared for full contact. Full story coming.
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Whoa
Here in Twin Peaks, the Snoqualmie River is at Phase Two Flood Level and the Pass has been closed all day due to avalanche warnings. And it is still raining. 55 degrees Fahrenheit right now, around 13 Celsius. Everyone, stay safe, stay dry, and have a great day/night!
this paper I am reading has an image of my favorite lego set as a kid holy crap
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Under 999 blanket, this feels like a fever. Gonna throw on Rumours and try to just Fleetwood Mac out
fuck, I’ve got a sore throat and can’t sleep. I have too much to do!
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this is the last thing I need right now given how much I have to do
8 years ago today 💔
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Went to a real yinzer bar and used all of that French I learned from studying nouvelle vague to deliver the best karaoke bar version of Psycho Killer they ever heard, made some friends in the process too. Pittsburgh shit.
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dreamt I was working at a police department and we had to fire a guy who thought Fletch was a documentary
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just finished up 8 hours of qualitative analysis, now gonna collapse on the sofa, crack a beer and watch them do the hockey
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christopher s. meiklejohn retweeted
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lol
Interviewing Yinzers never disappoints:
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holy crap they are showing Fire Walk With Me in Pittsburgh on 3/4 in the theatre
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LOOK: Convertible With The Top Down Seen Driving On Route 2 During Snowstorm boston.cbslocal.com/2022/02/…
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I’m so brain dead from the last two days, I am on the sofa watching waterworld
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I’m back Downnnnnnnnnn I’m in the undertowwwwwww
It’s 80s NIGHT AT THE GAME TOMORROW AND I GOT TICKETS OH DAMN.
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