http://apathy.i2p/articles/illuminati-celebrity-farm
Miley Cyrus at first
objected, but when asked why, she forgot what was being discussed and
then excused herself and went to the washroom to do cocaine and
masturbate in tears. Lady Gaga continued, `A mans car, comrades,' she said, `is an extension of his penis and only exists for purposes of manipulation. It should therefore be regarded as a
prosthetic metallic phallus, anointed by the holy oil of the godmen.