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None of the other lesser celebrities on the illuminati farm could get further than the first sigil, It was also found that the stupider celebrities, such as the
Justin Timberlake, Miley Cyrus, and Justin Bieber were unable to learn
the Illuminati Commandments by heart. After much thought Lady Gaga
declared that the Illuminati Commandments could be reduced to a single
maxim, namely: `say no to the crisis.'