http://bentasker.i2p/posts/blog/general/682-hopefully-rescuing-a-bottle-of-drink.html
It's "natural", it Gluten Free, it's vegan, it's... it's fucking shit and it's destined for the drain. Yuck But, rather than pour a £30 bottle of water down the drain, I thought I'd have a go at improving it first - worst comes to worst I'm just pouring a slightly more expensive bottle of water down the drain, and it's not like I could realistically make it much worse.