http://redlib.catsarch.i2p/r/facepalm/comments/1do9ry2/boobs_are_the_biggest_personality_trait/la8qlzs?context=3
Apparently, there's height, weight, and looks of consent... If a woman is short, weighs less than 130, and has a small chest she's actually a child and anyone who dates her is a pedophile. .....which means I have to give up my right to vote, drink, and everything else despite being 23 because I'm 5'0, 126lbs, and have a small chest combined with a young face!